diablo3

Walmart thinks Diablo III has ‘an interesting plot.’

I’m not sure what exactly is going on here with the description Walmart currently has online for Diablo 3 (found here: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Diablo-III-PC-Mac-PC/19237343?ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=19237343&sourceid=1500000000000003142040&veh=cse#Item+Description) but it was either written by kids in middle school or someone who dropped out of middle school and is currently employed as their online copy writer.

I mean really, the second sentence is “while you are playing.” Yeah I know they accidentally added a period but still, pay attention people! Awful but also funny. Like Diablo III.

Item Description

The Diablo III PC/Mac Game revolves around an interesting plot which will keep you spell bound. while you are playing. This Strategy Video Game also has some similar setting as the Diablo II like Tristram. The Witch Doctor is a new character in this game, is reminiscent of the Diablo II Necromancer, The Barbarians in this strategy video game have a variety of revamped skills at their disposal on the basis of the use of their incredible physical prowess. Bring home the PC video game to solve the mysteries of the mighty Barbarians.

Diablo III PC/Mac Game:

  • The Witch Doctor is a new character reminiscent of the Diablo II Necromancer
  • The Barbarians will have a variety of revamped skills at their disposal based on the use of their
    incredible physical prowess.
  • 1-on-1′ dueling system coming into play.

  • ostubash

    Hahahah what the fuck “In this strategy game” and the mighty Barbarians? There are some gems in that.